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Do you like this poem?

1301464872 59 Do you like this poem?

"Nebraska"

Smack in the middle of our great nation
Is a state that requires some explanation.
To east and west coasters who'll come right out and ask ya',
"Is there anything of interest in the State of Nebraska?"

It's true we don't have mountains all decked out in snow,
But we do have the world's biggest live chicken show.
We're the makers of Spam. we invented Kool Aid,
And this is where the first Reuben sandwich was made.

Our insect, the Honeybee. Our bird, the Meadowlark.
The strobe light, our creation, works best in the dark.
Governmentally speaking, we're a freak of nature.
Since we have the only one-house state legislature.

On Arbor Day, when you plant a tree,
Remember that it started in Nebraska City.
We were once called a desert, but that name didn't take,
Since we have the country's largest underground lake.

We have the world's largest forest, all planted by hand,
And more miles of rivers than any state in the land.
The College World Series calls Omaha "home,"
And yes, this is where the buffalo used to roam
(until we shot 'em).

We were the first state in the nation to finish our Interstate section,
And the first to run two women in the gubernatorial election
(against each other).
We invented 9-1-1 emergency communication,
And we're the number one producer of center pivot irrigation.

Our woolly mammoth fossil is the largest ever found,
And our monumental "Carhenge" is certain to abound.
We have several museums that could be called odd,
Dedicated to Chevy's, fur trading, roller skates and sod.

In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no woman wearing a hat,
Can eat onions in public. Imagine that!
We built the largest porch swing and indoor rain forest,
And anyone who visits is sure to adore us.

So pack up the kiddies, the pets and the wife,
And see why Nebraska is called "THE GOOD LIFE."
(Oh gosh — it doesn't even once mention football?!?)

I must admit,THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from urban dictionary under the definition of Nebraska, andI was wondering what you thought of it?

Do you like this poem?


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        If you are not a chemophobe, a number of herbicides are also available to aid in the control of many weeds. however, mowing will probably be the most productive method of controlling dock.

        You used to be able to get a little spot weeder stick rather like a lipstick, that you just rub on the leaves of the weed you don't want. this would be the easiest if you only have five weeds. only five weeds sounds like paradise to me! anyway, ask your garden supplier for a spot weeder and see what they have.
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           a man twists in his straitjacket like a spastic ballet dancer.

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          they are occupants of a "locked ward" in a Northampton mental hospital portrayed by artist Michael Mazur in a series of powerful prints on display at the Danforth Museum of Art.

          Mazur made a series of lithographs from memory while volunteering in the mid-1960s as an art therapist at a Northampton hospital.

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